i hope the 1D fragrances will contain at least 0.2% of their cum per bottle
I don’t share my food or my feelings
… And we’re proud of it. “I hit my kids!” “You’re damn right I hit my kids!” “Why do you hit them?” “‘Cause they were doing a thing I didn’t like at the moment… and guess what… they didn’t do it after that!”
Well that wouldn’t be taking the fucking easy way out, now, would it? How about talking to them for a second, you fucking retard? How is that - what are you, a fucking idiot? A fucking ape? You fucked a woman and a baby came out of her vagina, now be patient! It’s not their fault!
|—||Louis C.K. (via mommyslittlesunshine)|
They are ruining marriage, by setting the bar WAY too fucking high.
Perfect couple is perfect.
lol thank you I shall follow you back also because of dicks of the neo variety.